This is so cute
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I feel like this is the entire nature of cats in one picture.
How did it get there?
How does it plan on getting away from there?
Why did it decide that is the best window sill?
It gives no fucks.